Dude I so knew that a floor lamp was the key to me really enjoying my living room. We got this white lamp from Ikea (total DWR knockoff!) and though it could use more space (it'll rock when we get rid of this gargantuan desk), I'm pretty obsessed with it, and the fact that I can read my mags on the couch without the overhead prison light on.
I knew we were kindred spirits, and I'm not talking about the lamp. Anchorman quotes make my day