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I like kitsch, but not usually kitsch this kitschy. However, my daddy sent me this in my Christmas box years ago, and I've been unable to assert my snobbiness enough to not display it. When you press the button, it jumps and plays "Low Rider." No brainer.

Technically it's a Christmas tree ornament but since this is my tree I'm not exactly in a position to be all traditional about things, so it's to the bathroom with you, buddy.

I have my decorations up, but I have not bought a single Christmas gift. Hold me.

Last year I decided that my black tinsel tree was glam instead of sad. It's really grown on me. I still miss the smell, but I drank a big cup of Who Cares and now I am over it.