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Mustache Photos Mean You're Only Sort of Taking This Christmas Card Thing Seriously

shannoninsf — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:35:20 -0800

All My Friends Know the Low Rider

shannoninsf — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:02:56 -0800

I like kitsch, but not usually kitsch this kitschy. However, my daddy sent me this in my Christmas box years ago, and I've been unable to assert my snobbiness enough to not display it. When you press the button, it jumps and plays "Low Rider." No brainer.

One Way to Check Out the Golden Gate without Freezing Your Ass Off

shannoninsf — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 14:10:13 -0800

Technically it's a Christmas tree ornament but since this is my tree I'm not exactly in a position to be all traditional about things, so it's to the bathroom with you, buddy.

The Stockings Were Hung From the Weird Nook in My Living Room with Care

shannoninsf — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:02:53 -0800

I have my decorations up, but I have not bought a single Christmas gift. Hold me.

It's Real . . . Tinsel

shannoninsf — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:01:55 -0800

Last year I decided that my black tinsel tree was glam instead of sad. It's really grown on me. I still miss the smell, but I drank a big cup of Who Cares and now I am over it.