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Or not. SOMEone already took it down.

Party gifts and utensils, still not put away. I give laziness a face.

What's the going rate for pink napkins on Craigslist? What! I don't want them to go to waste!

Some people left behind an untold number of black and pink condoms. I am aware that I may have taken a color theme a little too far. Or. . . just far enough?!

Oh the tulle! The poor, discarded tulle. We loved you that night, buddy. Keep truckin'.

You know it was a good party when one shoe is chilling in the hall the next day.

Because you should be free to get coffee naked. If you wanted to. Hypothetical! I promise!

This is supposed to hold wine. GLARING ERROR.

Yes friends, Mercury is in retrograde. Google it. What does this mean for me? Clean the f out of my underbed situation before bad things start happening!

The first blog I ever read, Apartment Therapy, has given me utter validation: I'm in the first tier of the Fall Colors contest! I entered in a (rare) moment of bravery (or not so rare moment of vanity), so the fact that they featured me is making me shake. Check this azz out here!

I have not used any of this shit in months. Now that it's Fall and much has been made of the Pumpkin Situation, things are about to change around here.