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If grace is the quality of making people around you feel comfortable, then this thing? Totally Jackie O.

I don't just know what love is because of my new hot orange bathroom rug; no, I know what love is because my boyfriend said he'd go to the rug's motherland, CB2, with me if I went to Apple with him.

Love, tinged with the tiniest bit of bribery. Sighs all around!

This is the guy who's putting the old chair cover out of commission. Clearly there is no Bemz cover on it yet, because not only do Bemzes (yes, Bemzes) cost as much to ship as they do to make, I am being a puss about pulling the trigger.

So I have to deal with a whole lot of beige in my life right now. Just looking at the word makes me sick. Beige. Beige! Ugh!

Maybe it's totally obvious, but I'm an SLR noob. I am learning how to use this mother of a digital camera, and my learning process is taking place right flipping here. My hope is that you'll see the quality of the photos go from pretty sad to not-as-sad as the posts progress. I mean, look at the diff between how cruddy my first post is, compared to the one above (I just organized my bathroom with these glasses. I feel good.). 

Anyways, I will not replace my older photos in those posts, as a souvenir of my education. I don't care how stupid they are.

Say hello and goodbye to this Ikea print fabric, you guys (you two guys). I staple-gunned my little heart out for that chair cover (I am so good at staple gunning, seriously), but it gots to go. I just got a new chair and have sent away for a blue slipcover, and it's uncomfortably close in shade. Trust me; it would look totally lame. So ta ta! 

This is so totally dorky, but usually, Mike and I have coordinating toothbrushes. Like, we always go for those two-toothbrushes-packs, and they're always the same brush, just two different colors. It looks good in the bathroom, sue me.

Clearly that is not the current situation. AND IT IS KILLING ME.

 Dar God, I promise I'll sew again one day. Until then, thread is pretty.

 Right after I pinned my necklaces to canvas-covered bulletin boards, Blueprint published an article suggesting just that. But I did first! Please believe me! You've got to believe me!

 I hate this thing so much. I mean, I love the idea of a Rolodex (I'm not down with all my addresses just being on my computer. I'm just not. What!), but do you know how hard cool, old vintage ones are to find?! So super retarded hard! So this dude stays. For now. 

 You know what's the most awesomest thing ever? Coffee on the weekends. It just tastes SO MUCH BETTER than a weekday cup. Weekday cup is a chump compared to weekend cup!

Look, you can almost see steam! It's magic.